The Foolkiller looks like Humpty Dumpty: it's a human-sized egg with a clown-like face drawn on it. It laughs a disturbing cackle. It wears a costume of a an English schoolboy: shirt & tie, sharp trousers or shorts, oxford shoes, etc. It also carries a huge spatula in it's spindly arms. It lives in dungeons and castles only. It's a solitary creature that sits on a large wall, (no more than 3 feet high) built of stone or brick, between the entrance and opposite wall. The Foolkiller guards a treasure-trove - usually a chest full of goodies: jewels, coins, artifacts, magic items, etc. When delvers enter it's room, the Foolkiller will hop down from it's wall and say, in a thick British accent, "I suppose you've come to steal my treasure?" and immediately attacks with the spatula. All delvers but the lowest IQ (if there's a tie, lowest wisdom) will immediately freeze in paralysis and the fight will be one on one. If the delver defeats the Foolkiller, his IQ will raise enough to increase his modifier by +1. If he is defeated, the Foolkiller will be healed of all wounds and the next lowest IQ delver will be freed from paralysis and attacked. Any magic used against it (spells, weapons, armor) takes a -1 ongoing through the entire fight. When the Foolkiller dies, his body decomposes to a rotten egg and the room has a horrible stench forever. Instinct: To destroy the fool in the group.

• Paralyzes all the but the character with the lowest INT.
• All magic used against it takes a -1 ongoing while it's alive.