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    Dire Pigeons Group, Small, Devious, Idiotic
    Pestilance Peck (1 damage) 2 HP 0 armor
    Flying
    Special Qualities: Terrible smell, Idiocy

    His mother always said if he stuck out his lip when pouting a dire pigeon would shit on him. Alas when the pigeons homed in on him he hadn't thought of that as the slimy white feces hit his lower lip. Always listen to your mother or the pigeons will find you. Instinct: To consume, to digest, to humiliate

    • Flies a short distance out of reach
    • Swoops and shits into any open mouth with unnerving accuracy
    • Tangles up unsuspecting legs as they travel underfoot
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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    Dire Pigeons Group, Small, Devious, Idiotic
    Pestilance Peck (1 damage) 2 HP 0 armor
    Flying
    Special Qualities: Terrible smell, Idiocy

    His mother always said if he stuck out his lip when pouting a dire pigeon would shit on him. Alas when the pigeons homed in on him he hadn't thought of that as the slimy white feces hit his lower lip. Always listen to your mother or the pigeons will find you. Instinct: To consume, to digest, to humiliate

    • Flies a short distance out of reach
    • Swoops and shits into any open mouth with unnerving accuracy
    • Tangles up unsuspecting legs as they travel underfoot
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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