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Mr. Internet Hermit's Up-voted Monsters

  • Trash Dragon Solitary, Huge, Intelligent, Hoarder
    Accidental trash avalanche (w[2d10] damage) 24 HP 3 armor
    Reach, Near, Far

    The Hoarding Dragon, also referred to as the Trash Dragon takes it's kin's attraction to great piles of wealth to unhealthy, obsessive extremes. Where other Dragons will collect hoards of precious metals and jewels, the Hoarder Dragon is not so discerning. It will collect any rubbish, trash, or miscellany it finds. A Trash Dragon's hoard is often made up of worthless items and objects that It has picked up and simply cannot part with. It clings to these things, overstuffing it's lair to the point where it can barely move without causing avalanches of rubbish. Trash Dragons are seen as pitiable, pathetic creatures, but despite the trouble they cause, very few will seek out and kill them. While most of their hoard is worthless junk, there can sometimes be rare magical or valuable items in amongst the dross. Instinct: To hoard trash and mundane items to excess

    • When you feel threatened or uneasy, recede into your hoard.
    • When your hoard is threatened, make weak arguments as to why you need every single item.
    • When they steal something, chase them, and beg for it back
    • When they kill you, pass your compulsion to them.
    Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.
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  • War Golems Group, Intelligent, Cautious, Construct, Amorphous
    Sword (b[3w[3d8+2] damage 1 piercing) 17 HP 6 armor
    Close, Forceful
    Special Qualities: Untirable

    The War Golems were created by the wizards of the country Arcane Earth. Despite being designed to fight the undead from the Blighted Lands, they were allowed to possess and foster their own personalities. This led to their protecting pacifist natures. They love life and despise the undead. Many look forward to a life of peace after the Ageless war ends. Instinct: To Protect

    • Unrelenting Determination
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  • Evolved Kobolds Solitary, Devious, Organized, Intelligent, Cautious, Hoarder
    Spear (d8 damage) 16 HP 3 armor
    Close, Reach
    Special Qualities: Wings

    While there are many kobolds, only a few blessed ones ever become Evolved Kobolds. These Evolved kobolds serve as cunning captains for their dragons, and they know it. They command kobolds with a ruthless efficiency, quite easily sacrificing their subordinates for a perfect killing blow to their enemy. While evolved kobolds do prize their survival over others, they can & will sacrifice themselves to complete their orders from their dragon masters. Instinct: To serve dragons

    • Commands Kobolds
    • Kobolds are just pawns
    • Voice of the dragon
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