| Gordan FreakMAN | Solitary, Huge, Divine, Planar, Terrifying | |
| Drinks yo proon joice (b[2d10+9] damage 2 piercing) | 20 HP | 5 armor |
| Reach, Forceful, Far | ||
| Special Qualities: ITS PEANIS IS 30 MILES MAN, 30 MILES LONG | ||
GordAN freakMAN is an Experimental Penis Showing Freak from Back Meesa whose primaruy goal isto DISTROY THE WORLD using A BOMB and a 30 MILE LONG PEENISE. Instinct: Shows its 30-MILE LO0NG PEANIS to peoples
Created by: Electronic Nigrah
