This little beast can be identified by its incredibly boring and obvious wardrobe and big fake smile. They like to make demands while trying not to sound bossy but their poor communication skills make them hard to understand. Although you may see a smiling humanoid face their glamour magic is hiding a gaping asshole through which the Hawth Jerk both eats and evacuates. There may be a bit of an odor. The Hawth Jerk grows angry and aggressive when it is not being understood or getting its way. They quickly resort to micro aggressions and eventually their Passive Sonic Aggressive Boom that drains stamina points every turn. Clerics,Thieves and Bards take +1 one when encountering the Hawth Jerk. All classes armor gives no protection and weapons have no effect. Poisons get -1. Instinct: To destroy any one and anything they consider a lesser being.

• It lures you in by whispering then shouts in your ear really loud. Drains stamina.
• It uses glamer to disguise how crappy it is.
• It can put the target into a rage.