"Hey - hey you! You need this mystic lantern! Blessed by priests of Lathander, never goes out - uh, it's just not lit yet... look, come close, I've got what you need - food, water, I've got weapons and clothing and rope. And all the gadgets you need - I've got Blandicarp's Blade Blunter, never get cut again!" Instinct: To profit

• Offer a deceptive deal
• Blind an opponent with desert sand
• Use an unstable invention as a weapon