He had it all: rich friends, fancy tutors, the best wizard school his daddy's money could buy. How did it come to this? They were supposed to be adventurers. This was supposed to be fun. He dropped his purse running. Now they're all dead and he can't afford the travel home. Instinct: to panic.

• Act in desperation.
• Fumble through a spellbook and spout gibberish.
• Cast a random spell poorly