The piece de resistance of the park - an enormous, steam-powered dragon, complete with red 'weak points' for excitable children to whack with wooden swords. Now animated by malevolent magic, and exhaling super-heated water vapour that can boil real soldiers inside their armour. Somebody's given it real wings, too. That can't be... human leather they're made from, right? Sometimes, when it moves, strange, otherworldly voices can be heard whispering, from within it - a testament, no doubt, to its true masters. Instinct: to burn and melt

• Exhale superheated steam
• Flap its enormous, creepy wings
• Whisper dark things