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Hawth Jerk Solitary, Magical, Devious Passive Sonic Aggressive Boom (w[2d8+2] damage) 12 HP Close, Ignores Armor, Far Special Qualities: Annoying, Sloppy Eater, Smells like mint and farts. This little beast can be identified by its incredibly boring and obvious wardrobe and big fake smile. They like to make demands while trying not to sound bossy but their poor communication skills make them hard to understand. Although you may see a smiling humanoid face their glamour magic is hiding a gaping asshole through which the Hawth Jerk both eats and evacuates. There may be a bit of an odor. The Hawth Jerk grows angry and aggressive when it is not being understood or getting its way. They quickly resort to micro aggressions and eventually their Passive Sonic Aggressive Boom that drains stamina points every turn. Clerics,Thieves and Bards take +1 one when encountering the Hawth Jerk. All classes armor gives no protection and weapons have no effect. Poisons get -1. Instinct: To destroy any one and anything they consider a lesser being.
- It lures you in by whispering then shouts in your ear really loud. Drains stamina.
- It uses glamer to disguise how crappy it is.
- It can put the target into a rage.
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Commander Mog Horde, Stealthy, Devious, Organized, Intelligent, Cautious A Star-Forged Blade (b[2d6+2] damage) 11 HP 6 armor Close Special Qualities: Unable to die The Deathless Soldier. Lady Margaret Vrataski. 4th Baroness Melinoe in her own right. 13th Marchioness of Gorgyra by marriage. She is the last surviving member of both the ruling houses in Melinoe and Gorgyra. Those lands have fallen into rebellion, and her family has been slain. She marched to war early in the rebellion with farmhands and labourers, and has forged them into 300 of the most hardened veterans in the whole of the former nation of Adaliah. They call her the Deathless Soldier. Whether by grit, or by luck, no injury she has sustained yet has killed her. The rumor is, she may not be able to be killed at all. Instinct: to quell rebellion
- Gain tactical superiority
- Offer an alliance
- Command genuine loyalty
- Call for reinforcements
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Trash Dragon Solitary, Huge, Intelligent, Hoarder Accidental trash avalanche (w[2d10] damage) 24 HP 3 armor Reach, Near, Far The Hoarding Dragon, also referred to as the Trash Dragon takes it's kin's attraction to great piles of wealth to unhealthy, obsessive extremes. Where other Dragons will collect hoards of precious metals and jewels, the Hoarder Dragon is not so discerning. It will collect any rubbish, trash, or miscellany it finds. A Trash Dragon's hoard is often made up of worthless items and objects that It has picked up and simply cannot part with. It clings to these things, overstuffing it's lair to the point where it can barely move without causing avalanches of rubbish. Trash Dragons are seen as pitiable, pathetic creatures, but despite the trouble they cause, very few will seek out and kill them. While most of their hoard is worthless junk, there can sometimes be rare magical or valuable items in amongst the dross. Instinct: To hoard trash and mundane items to excess
- When you feel threatened or uneasy, recede into your hoard.
- When your hoard is threatened, make weak arguments as to why you need every single item.
- When they steal something, chase them, and beg for it back
- When they kill you, pass your compulsion to them.
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Mugger Group, Divine, Organized, Intelligent, Hoarder Shiv Floorer (b[2d8+2] damage 2 piercing) 12 HP 2 armor Close, Forceful The mugger is big mean ugly and always hungry. Not for flesh or souls but for money,the dirtier the better. If you're poor and broke , you probably will never be the victim of one. If you a nice heavy pocket of coin, watch out. Do you earn your coin as a dealer of death? Then you have a high chance of coming across a mugger. Muggers are not strictly nocturnal or city dwellers but that is where you are most likely to find one. Usually muggers travel alone but they have been known to hunt in packs. Best thing to do with a mugger is to give up your loot, they will kill just to improve the taste of your coin. Muggers are as tall as a human when standing but spend most of their time on their bellies. They have short toothy snouts and scales that are either coppery or brassy. They can’t talk like humans but they can comprehend speech. Not that a mugger has much interest in conversing. They make great bloodhounds, bounty hunters and trackers but very expensive. Instinct: Eats currency and will kill for it. Infact the bloodier the money the better
- It can smell and track currency. If money was obtained through death and violence the better the Mugger can track it.
- Gang Up
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Gaslight Troll Solitary, Small, Stealthy, Devious, Intelligent, Cautious, Amorphous Gaslight Tango (w[2d8+2] damage) 19 HP 0 armor Close, Reach, Ignores Armor, Near, Far Special Qualities: Tacky , Likes awful food., Smiles a lot when nervouse Gaslight, is squat with a little bit of William Shatner and a little bit born again christian Juggalo. They are all named Edward Brandon, no matter their sex or gender. They are fun and charming and a little weird at first but in little time they will do all they can to suck the life out of you until your are empty or they bored. Although they seem harmless they can be very intimidating and pushy. Their only weakness is assertiveness, self respect and confidence. After a while one can break out of their draining spell and quickly recover their life force by confronting this monster. Confrontation makes the EB Gaslight tremble and impotent. They will yield if they sense they are in danger. The best thing is to destroy them at that point, otherwise they just find another host.Best methods to kill a Gaslight decapitation, immolation or, preferably, defenestration. If the gaslight troll touches you take a -2 Wisdom if you have, the troll gets +2 charisma. Instinct: To consume the self esteem of its prey and grow it own power to bend reality.
- Verbally Abuses its prey and manipulates its prey into questioning their sanity there for paralizing them with guilt and shame
- Flattery to charm its prey.
- Verballyand Emotionally Abusive,Slowely Drains Self Esteem and Life Force