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Bob, the Useless Weakling Solitary, Tiny Bob usually runs away, but if not, its most common form of attack is a harmless, pathetic poke or slap. (w[2d10-2] damage) 12 HP 0 armor Hand Simply put, Bob is the weakest being in the universe. Its own shadow is ballsier than it. Because it is so weak, Bob cannot hurt anything. It wouldn't hurt a fly... because a fly would hurt it. When it is encountered by a foe, or vice-versa, Bob will either run away, have a huge hissy fit, or attempt to attack the foe with a harmless poke or babyish slap. Instinct: To run away from everything that can see it.
- Pathetic Useless Baby Slap
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Chuck Norris, Humbler of Mortals Solitary, Stealthy, Divine, Magical, Intelligent, Planar His epic martial arts skills. (b[2d10+6] damage 4 piercing) 18 HP 2 armor Close, Forceful, Ignores Armor, Far Special Qualities: If anyone or anything looks at Chuck Norris, Humbler of Mortals, his, her, or its eyeballs will melt and the brain will be shut down permanently. Is invincible to everything–disease, attacks, effects, spells, and anything that can hurt him. Also has perfect physique. Chuck Norris is the ultimate human. He is the only person in history who has beaten the odds... with his fists. When he wakes up in the morning, dimensions rip apart and the space-time continuum is ruptured. When he does a push-up, he pushes the world down. Chuck can run around the world a lot of times in less than 3 seconds. He wears an otherworldly pair of legendary pants called Action Jeans. Chuck also has perfect abs and muscles. Chuck was bitten by a king cobra once, and after 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. And most of all, he wields the greatest weapon in the history of everything that ever was... the Roundhouse Kick of Universal Devastation! Instinct: To steal everyone's glory
- Roundhouse Kick of Universal Devastation
- Circumnavigation of the World
- Perfectly Toned Abs
- Action Jeans