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Bronerian Archmage Group, Magical, Intelligent, Hoarder Lighting Bolt (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Instinct: To kill all normalfags and to rape technicolor horses,
- Find Pony - A bronerian archmage can detect the location of any pony within a five mile radius.
- Repel Women - A bronerian archmage can exude an aura of uncomfortably perverse autism, often scaring women in the process.
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Reson X (Gaben Bizarro) Solitary, Magical, Autistic, Planar, Terrifying Amplified Autism Brainwave (d10 damage) 12 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Special Qualities: Hideous Appearance - Reson X is a hideously obese creature with an oversized head and a even huge gut. He smells of rotted tacos and fecal matter. Instinct: To control the lives of everyone in the Gay Galaxy via an Orwellian dictatorship.
- Telepathy - Gaben can read minds, but he can only interpret the thoughts in autistic way.
- Denim Portal - As a megadenim, Reson X can create a portal to Detroit. This portal is large enough for a SUV to fit through.
- Nava-Verse - Can absorb foes into a mental realm of pure autism known as the Nava-Verse. This can drive people insane.
- Immortality - Should Gaben be killed by an unblessed weapon, the Blind Idiot God Azathoth dwelling at the center of the Detroit can simply shit out a replacment Gaben.
- Skellen Benefactor - Gaben has paid an army of skellens to enact his tyrannical will across the Gay Galaxy.
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Uctoplorge Drone Horde, Small, Organized Acidic Tailstinger (d4 damage) 3 HP 0 armor Close, Reach Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, can survive without oxygen Instinct: To build and expand the local uctoplorge nest.
- Resin Generation - Generates the resin used to the line the walls of the uctoplorge hives.
- Alert Hive - It can telepathically alert all uctoplorges in the area about danger.
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Zalgo Solitary, Huge, Magical, Divine, Devious, Planar, Terrifying, Amorphous Claws/bite (d10+9 damage 3 piercing) 33 HP 5 armor Reach, Forceful, Ignores Armor Special Qualities: No eyes, 7 mouths This ancient creature is chaos and madness incarnate, the closer his arrival is the more he will affect the world. First will be a few animated characters on TV and in comic strips, then characters in movies and live action tv shows, the characters eyes and mouthes will be covered in darkness and bleed, the characters will be heard praising zalgo and saying "he comes" despite never recording such actions. In the final days zalgos madness will affect living things which will exhibit the same symptoms they've been seeing with all the fictional characters. The cult of zalgo works tirelessly to bring about his arrival, however what they fail to realize is that his coming is inevitable... Instinct: Bring chaos and death
- Posses victims
- Darkness manipulation
- It drives victims insane
- Multiple tentacle attacks
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Gordan FreakMAN Solitary, Huge, Divine, Planar, Terrifying Drinks yo proon joice (b[2d10+9] damage 2 piercing) 20 HP 5 armor Reach, Forceful, Far Special Qualities: ITS PEANIS IS 30 MILES MAN, 30 MILES LONG GordAN freakMAN is an Experimental Penis Showing Freak from Back Meesa whose primaruy goal isto DISTROY THE WORLD using A BOMB and a 30 MILE LONG PEENISE. Instinct: Shows its 30-MILE LO0NG PEANIS to peoples
- Experimental Penis-Showing Freak
- It frucks YO GANDMAWW
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Skellord Solitary, Large, Construct, Terrifying Giant Claws (d10+4 damage 1 piercing) 16 HP 1 armor Forceful Special Qualities: It was genetically engineered by Reson X, Its organs are exposed. A hideously mutated skellen with homicidal and homosexual tendencies. Instinct: To kill everything in sight.
- Kill things.
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Kalkrak Raider Group, Magical, Intelligent Electric Tackle (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor A member of the vicious Sonichu only clan known as the Kalkrak Raiders. They are known for raiding and pillaging villages upon the surface of Gamma Baccardi. Instinct: To pillage and steal bikes
- Punch
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Ban-He Spirits Horde, Small, Divine, Magical, Devious, Organized, Planar, Amorphous Negative energy (d4 damage) 4 HP 1 armor Hand, Ignores Armor Special Qualities: Ghost, Undead The restless spirits of the undead called forward by a Ban-He have a singular goal - To drain the life-force from any living nearby. The negative energy inflicted on the living as they pass through them drains them, sapping their strength if they are powerful, their speed if they are agile, their mental fortitude if they are mentally tough; whatever you are best at, they aim to leech it out of you. Instinct: To drain the living
- Passes through the living
- Fly
- Deals little damage, but repeated drains debilitate best stat
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Ban-He Solitary, Divine, Magical, Organized, Intelligent, Cautious, Terrifying Cursed sword (b[2d10] damage) 22 HP 4 armor Close Special Qualities: Undead Banshee is such a gender specific term. Male undead can still become banshees, though they prefer the term Ban-He. Typically cursed soldiers, they wear their armor, shield, and weapon in death. They typically haunt graveyards or old battlefields, wherever restless spirits gather. Often mistaken as a mourning soldier until too late, the Ban-He can let out a terrible scream that calls spirits to aid him, his gaze paralyzing those not mentally strong enough to resist the fear. Instinct: To haunt the living
- Can fire a blast of three d4 bolts of negative energy
- Locks eyes with a target holding them in place
- Lets out an otherworldly scream that calls out restless spirits (2d8)
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Rikaling Group, Small, Stealthy, Terrifying claws (d6 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close Special Qualities: Covered in feces and bathsalts The horrible emaciated spawn of the mega denim known as Bath Salths. It has pointy ears, beady eyes, rat-like teeth, pale skin, and filthy fingernails. It is usually covered in its own excrement. Can be found wearing women's clothing along with wigs. Instinct: To rape anything more attractive than it (this means everybody in the galaxy)
- Flings feces
- A master of disguise